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Lift Cake Hibernate Repeat

£44.99

The whole philosophy, worn on your chest.

Lift. Cake. Hibernate. Repeat — the only four-step programme we've ever stuck to.

A clean cream chest print on a heavyweight hoodie, subtle enough for the shop run and honest enough for the people who know you. For anyone who trains hard, laughs harder, and doesn't say no to cake.

Soft, heavyweight hoodie built for hibernation season
Cream chest print (front only)
Printed to order, so give it a few days before it comes home to roost

Fit note: These run on the snug side — if you're between sizes or like a roomier, oversized fit, we'd size up.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.